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PostSubject: why u r working so hard?   Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:20 pm

Want to know why u r working so hard?
On the very first day of the world, God created the cow.
He said to the cow: "Ah Gu (cow), today I have created you!

Your job is to go to the field with the farmer all day long.You will providethe energy to pull things!

You will also provide milk for people to drink!
You are to work all day under the sun! In return, you will only eat grass.
For that, you will have a life span of 50 years." Ah Gu objected.
"What.. I work all day in the sun and I get only to eat grass!

On top of that, I have to give my milk away!
This is tough and you want me to live 50 years! I'll take 20 and you can have the remaining 30 years back!" God agreed.
On the next day, God created the dog.

He said to the dog. "Ah Kow (dog), I have created you for a purpose...
You are to sit all day by the door of your master's house! Should anyone come in, you are to bark at them!
In return, you will eat your master's leftovers. I'll give you a life span of 20 years."
Ah Kow objected. " What! I have to sit by the door all day and will need to bark at people,
and what do I get...LEFTOVERS... This isn't right, I'll take 10 and you can have the remaining 10 years back!"
God agreed again.

On the third day, God created the monkey.
He said to the monkey. "Lao Kao (monkey), your job is to entertain people.
You will make them laugh, act stupid and make faces!
You will also do somersaults and swing on trees to amaze them.
In return, you will get to eat bananas and peanuts. For that, I'll give you 20 years to live." Naturally the monkey objected.
"This is ridiculous, I gotta make faces and make people laugh let not evencome to the part about the trees and somersaults.
Tell you what, I'll give 10 years of my life to thank you for my existenceand I'll take 10.

What do you think?"
God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created humans.
God said to the man.
"You are my best piece of work, for that, you will only need to sleep, eat,
sleep, play, eat, sleep again and do nothing else.You will get to eat all
the best things and play with the best toys. All you need to do is enjoy all
your life. For this kinda of life, I'll give you 20 years."
Just like the rest, the man objected. "What, all I need to do is relax and enjoy myself and
I have only 20 years to live?
Tell you what, you've 30 years back from Ah Gu, 10 years from Ah Kow and
another 10 from Lao Kao and you probably don't know what to do with all
those lifes. Why not I take them all and I'll have 70 years to live?"
God being such good natured, agreed with a smile.......
AND THAT IS WHY.....
We eat, sleep, play and enjoy for the first 20 years of our lives when we are growing up.
Work like a cow for the next 30 to raise our family.
Sit outside the door and bark at people for the next 10 when we are retired.
And finally, we make faces and perform monkey tricks to entertain our
grandchildren for the final 10 years.
GET IT ?????
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PostSubject: Re: why u r working so hard?   Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:45 pm

wow......
sugoi....
but we still need to work to bear fruits...
nowadays talk like so weird adi..
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PostSubject: Re: why u r working so hard?   Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:43 am

But the thirty years we are not eating grass wor....=P!!
hahaha!
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PostSubject: Re: why u r working so hard?   Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:44 pm

But what about the others over 70? wat they do? Question
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PostSubject: Re: why u r working so hard?   Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:56 am

lol... over 70 de ppl wait for die lo... lol
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PostSubject: Re: why u r working so hard?   Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:17 pm

haweric wrote:
But the thirty years we are not eating grass wor....=P!!
hahaha!

We are not eating grass, but we are drinking LEMONGRASS!! hahahahaha

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PostSubject: Re: why u r working so hard?   Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:21 pm

eruadan wrote:
haweric wrote:
But the thirty years we are not eating grass wor....=P!!
hahaha!

We are not eating grass, but we are drinking LEMONGRASS!! hahahahaha

Lemongrass?? Swt!! This is funny...
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PostSubject: Re: why u r working so hard?   Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:24 pm

swtswt..we eat vegetable one..
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PostSubject: lolx   Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:09 pm

Kent wrote:
lol... over 70 de ppl wait for die lo... lol
waaaa
lucky no adults here ^^"
lol!
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PostSubject: Re: why u r working so hard?   Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:44 pm

think we have to eat grass as high prices of staple food , rice , oil wheat all increase
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PostSubject: Re: why u r working so hard?   Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:54 pm

yaya..agree..but i till wan eat meat..kekeke..now till haven't over my sweet 20 ma..
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PostSubject: Re: why u r working so hard?   Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:27 am

Pepper.. u over 20 hor?? uh-oh.. ying yi say something wrong.. pepper now no more sweet d.. over over over d.. xD
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PostSubject: Re: why u r working so hard?   Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:21 pm

eh eh??not i say one..i say over 20 only but did't say otherthing..kekeke
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PostSubject: Re: why u r working so hard?   Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:59 pm

sweet 20 hahaha eat till obese ar??.... 20-30 is the golden age ... chinese saying "to be a worm or a dragon" is during that age..
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PostSubject: Re: why u r working so hard?   Thu May 01, 2008 10:42 am

i'll rather be myself than dragon or worm
wkwkwkwk

no la... character will judge a person more than age
wkwkwkwkwk geek
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