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PostSubject: 6 jokes!!pak lah najib and sami vellu..but in chinese..haha   Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:06 pm

Subject: Fw: 讓國人最爽的六個 Malaysia 極品笑話
1、Pak Lah, Najib And Sami Vellu 同坐直升機巡視。

Sami Vellu 說:'如果我丟一千塊下去,撿到那一個人一定很高興。'

Najib 說:'如果我丟兩張五百元下去,那就有兩個人很高興了。'

Pak Lah 說:'如果我丟十張一百元下去,就有十個人很高興了。'

這個時候 ........

駕駛員喃喃自語地說:'何不把自己都丟下去,讓兩千一百萬人都高興呢?'

2、Sami Vellu 希望提高自己的聲望,想要發行一款有自己肖像的郵票.....

發行過了一個多月之後,Sami Vellu 想要問看看視察看看銷路如何.....

Sami Vellu : '銷售情形怎麼樣?'

郵政總局局長:'還算不錯,只不過常常有人抱怨黏不牢!
Sami Vellu : '怎麼會呢?' Sami Vellu 隨手拿了一張郵票,塗了一點口水在郵票背面,便試貼在信封上 ....

Sami Vellu :' 這樣不是黏得很緊嗎?'

郵政總局局長: '可是......大家....都把口水吐在正面啊 ......'

3、深夜,Najib 去買宵夜,結果在路上遇到搶匪

搶匪拿著槍指著 Najib 說:' 把身上的錢交出來!'

Najib 勃然大怒說:'你這什麼態度?我可是堂堂Vice Prime Minister 耶!'

搶匪:'喔,那把我的錢還來。 '



4、某天,Prime Minister 、Parliment members...等大官一起參加一個會議,結果發生連環車禍,送至醫院急救,記者們聞風趕至醫院....
稍久,醫生出來了,記者忙著問'醫生!醫生!Prime Minister 有救嗎?'

醫生沮喪的搖搖頭說:'唉 ..Prime Minister 沒救了...'

記者又問:'醫生!醫生!Najib 有救嗎?'

醫生又沮喪的搖搖頭說:'唉 ...也沒救了...'

記者就問:'那 ...到底誰有救?'

醫生精神一振說: 'Malaysia 有救了!'

5、有一天Sami Vellu 往某家精神病院視察,所有的病人都站在走廊上高聲歡呼,

Sami Vellu 萬歲!Sami Vellu 萬歲!

只有一名病人面無表情,對Sami Vellu 不理不睬。

Sami Vellu 看到了,問院長說:'那位病人為什麼不對我歡呼呢?'

院長:'因為他今天精神非常正常。'



6、一輛競選車載著Sami Vellu 競選團隊開到鄉村去造勢,不幸在山間小路上翻車。

正在農田作活的老農民看見這情景,就趕到出事地點,可是車上的人都死光了。

于是他挖了一個土坑,把幾個政客都埋了。

過了幾天,負責事故勘察的警察找到那個老農民,問他那幾個政客到哪里去了,老農民說己經埋了。

警察趕緊追問:'他們都死了嗎? '

老農回答說:'嗯,我看到Sami Vellu 在我埋他的時候大叫說他還沒死。'

警察說:'那你怎麼也把他埋了?'

老農說:'你知道的嘛? 這個Sami Vellu 從不說實話。



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PostSubject: Re: 6 jokes!!pak lah najib and sami vellu..but in chinese..haha   Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:16 pm

hahahahaha.... wah... walau.... where did u find it?
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PostSubject: Re: 6 jokes!!pak lah najib and sami vellu..but in chinese..haha   Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:17 pm

people send it to me..i tot no one are going to see..hahaha
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PostSubject: huhuhuhuhu   Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:08 am

me banana Sad
dun understand Question No
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PostSubject: swt1!!   Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:10 am

me too.. i oso banana le... T.T
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PostSubject: Re: 6 jokes!!pak lah najib and sami vellu..but in chinese..haha   Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:59 pm

oh.. it's actually about the three guys stated there..
they make fun of them using conversations.. and it's reli funny!
do u need me to translate??
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PostSubject: Re: 6 jokes!!pak lah najib and sami vellu..but in chinese..haha   Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:58 pm

yes please.. I would like to know what the joke is about.. haha

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PostSubject: Re: 6 jokes!!pak lah najib and sami vellu..but in chinese..haha   Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:41 pm

Can translate? I oso want to know...Pls..Pls
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PostSubject: Re: 6 jokes!!pak lah najib and sami vellu..but in chinese..haha   Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:02 am

my english not very good..so got many broken english i think..haha
Subject: Fw: the funnies jokes for malaysian
1、Pak Lah, Najib And Sami Vellu sitting at helicopter

Sami Vellu say:'if i throw rm1000 out,the one person who take it sure very happy'

Najib say :'if i throw 2 rm500 out,then got two person will be very happy'

Pak Lah say:'if i throw 10 rm100 out,then got 10 person will be very happy lo'

then this time.......

the pilot say:'why don't you throw yourself out ,so that millions of them will be very happy'

2、Sami Vellu hope that he can make himself more popular,so he thought of putting his portrait on the stamp....

after one month,sami vellu wanted to ask how is the sales going on...

Sami Vellu :'how is the sales going on?'

the head of the post office say ' till consider ok,but always got many people complain that it can't stick well'
Sami Vellu : "why?" sami vellu take one of the stamp,and spit his saliva on the back of the stamp,try to stick on the envelope.

Sami Vellu :'see it stick so well!'

the head of the post office :" but...but..they spit at the front of the stamp a......."

3、midnight, najib go out and buy his supper,but on his way he meet a robber.

the robber pointed his gun to najib say:"i wan all your money!!"

Najib was very angry and say :'what is your attitude?do you know I am the vice prime minister!"
robber say"oo..then give all my money back."



4、one day,Prime Minister 、Parliment members...and other official attended a meeting together,but unfortunate they involved in a car accident, they have been send to hospital, all of the reporter rushing to that hospital
after a while, the doctor came out,the reporter ask"doctor doctor! how is Prime Minister?"

the doctor feel very sad and shaking his head, say" haiz... Prime Minister no hope liao...'

the reporter ask again" doctor doctor!how about najib?

the doctor again shaking his head say"haiz...also no hope liao"

the reporter then ask:"then...who is safe?"

the doctor suddenly realise and say:"Malaysia is safe!!"
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PostSubject: Re: 6 jokes!!pak lah najib and sami vellu..but in chinese..haha   Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:04 am

next two i post tmr..tired liao..haha..hope u enjoy the joke ba..post yr comment o..
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PostSubject: Re: 6 jokes!!pak lah najib and sami vellu..but in chinese..haha   Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:09 pm

wah.. i thought i wan to translate.. btw.. tks.. ^^
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PostSubject: Re: 6 jokes!!pak lah najib and sami vellu..but in chinese..haha   Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:49 pm

I like number 4.. the hospital joke. That's the best joke so far. "Malaysia is safe!!"

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PostSubject: Re: 6 jokes!!pak lah najib and sami vellu..but in chinese..haha   Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:28 pm

5. One day,Sami Vellu went to a hospital bahagia,all of the patient come out and welcome him.

Sami Vellu live forever !!Sami Vellu live forever!!

but only one patient didnt welcome him, dont even care about him.

Sami Vellu saw it and ask :why the patient didnt welcome me?
the doctor say o..because he today is normal...


6、Election is coming..Sami vellu and his advertisement team go to one of the village, unfortunately they involved in a car accident.

The farmer saw this accident, but when he reach there, all of them in the car died.

So he drag a big hole, buried their died body.

after few days, the police found the farmer and ask him where is sami vellu and his team? The farmer said I have buried them

The police then ask they all died?
The farmer said erm..i saw Sami Vellu shouted he havent died when I buried him

The police said then why u buried him?
The farmer answer wont you know? This sami vellu never say the truth.
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PostSubject: Re: 6 jokes!!pak lah najib and sami vellu..but in chinese..haha   Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:03 pm

lol... still got translate de... >.<'' how ur friend get all those funny things... >.<''
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PostSubject: Re: 6 jokes!!pak lah najib and sami vellu..but in chinese..haha   Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:13 pm

haha thx for translation , thats funny
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